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		<title>Daytonians Full of Sickening Doubts About Publicity</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[A Report on the Scopes Trial by H.L. Mencken Illustration: Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan (The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 9, 1925) ON THE EVE of the great contest Dayton is full of sickening surges and tremors of doubt. Five or six weeks ago, when the infidel Scopes was first laid by the heels, there was no uncertainty in <a class="more-link" href="https://theamericanmercury.org/2010/07/daytonians-full-of-sickening-doubts-about-publicity/">Continue Reading &#8594;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Report on the Scopes Trial by H.L. Mencken</p>
<p>Illustration: Clarence Darrow and William Jennings Bryan (The <em>Baltimore Evening Sun,</em> July 9, 1925)</p>
<p>ON THE EVE of the great contest Dayton is  full of sickening surges and tremors of doubt. Five or six weeks ago,  when the infidel Scopes was first laid by the heels, there was no  uncertainty in all this smiling valley. The town boomers leaped to the  assault as one man. Here was an unexampled, almost a miraculous chance  to get Dayton upon the front pages, to make it talked about, to put it  upon the map. But how now?</p>
<p>Today, with the curtain barely rung up and the worst buffooneries to  come, it is obvious to even town boomers that getting upon the map, like  patriotism, is not enough. The getting there must be managed  discreetly, adroitly, with careful regard to psychological niceties. The  boomers of Dayton, alas, had no skill at such things, and the experts  they called in were all quacks. The result now turns the communal liver  to water. Two months ago the town was obscure and happy. Today it is a  universal joke.<span id="more-823"></span></p>
<p>I have been attending the permanent town meeting that goes on in  Robinson&#8217;s drug store, trying to find out what the town optimists have  saved from the wreck. All I can find is a sort of mystical confidence  that God will somehow come to the rescue to reward His old and faithful  partisans as they deserve – that good will flow eventually out of what  now seems to be heavily evil. More specifically, it is believed that  settlers will be attracted to the town as to some refuge from the  atheism of the great urban Sodoms and Gomorrahs.</p>
<p>But will these refugees bring any money with them? Will they buy lots  and build houses, Will they light the fires of the cold and silent  blast furnace down the railroad tracks? On these points, I regret to  report, optimism has to call in theology to aid it. Prayer can  accomplish a lot. It can cure diabetes, find lost pocketbooks and  restrain husbands from beating their wives. But is prayer made any more  efficacious by giving a circus first? Coming to this thought, Dayton  begins to sweat.</p>
<p>The town, I confess, greatly surprised me. I expected to find a  squalid Southern village, with darkies snoozing on the horse-blocks,  pigs rooting under the houses and the inhabitants full of hookworm and  malaria. What I found was a country town full of charm and even beauty –  a somewhat smallish but nevertheless very attractive Westminster or  Belair.</p>
<p>The houses are surrounded by pretty gardens, with cool green lawns  and stately trees. The two chief streets are paved from curb to curb.  The stores carry good stocks and have a metropolitan air, especially the  drug, book, magazine, sporting goods and soda-water emporium of the  estimable Robinson. A few of the town ancients still affect galluses and  string ties, but the younger bucks are very nattily turned out. Scopes  himself, even in his shirt sleeves, would fit into any college campus in  America save that of Harvard alone.</p>
<p>Nor is there any evidence in the town of that poisonous spirit which  usually shows itself when Christian men gather to defend the great  doctrine of their faith. I have heard absolutely no whisper that Scopes  is in the pay of the Jesuits, or that the whisky trust is backing him,  or that he is egged on by the Jews who manufacture lascivious moving  pictures. On the contrary, the Evolutionists and the Anti-Evolutionists  seem to be on the best of terms, and it is hard in a group to  distinguish one from another.</p>
<p>The basic issues of the case, indeed, seem to be very little  discussed at Dayton. What interests everyone is its mere strategy. By  what device, precisely, will Bryan trim old Clarence Darrow? Will he do  it gently and with every delicacy of forensics, or will he wade in on  high gear and make a swift butchery of it? For no one here seems to  doubt that Bryan will win – that is, if the bout goes to a finish. What  worries the town is the fear that some diabolical higher power will  intervene on Darrow&#8217;s side – that is, before Bryan heaves him through  the ropes.</p>
<p>The lack of Christian heat that I have mentioned is probably due in  part to the fact that the fundamentalists are in overwhelming majority  as far as the eye can reach – according to most local statisticians, in a  majority of at least nine-tenths. There are, in fact, only two  downright infidels in all Rhea county, and one of them is charitably  assumed to be a bit balmy. The other, a yokel roosting far back in the  hills, is probably simply a poet got into the wrong pew. The town  account of him is to the effect that he professes to regard death as a  beautiful adventure.</p>
<p>When the local ecclesiastics begin alarming the peasantry with word  pictures of the last sad scene, and sulphurous fumes begin to choke even  Unitarians, this skeptical rustic comes forward with his argument that  it is foolish to be afraid of what one knows so little about – that,  after all, there is no more genuine evidence that anyone will ever go to  hell than there is that the Volstead act will ever be enforced.</p>
<p>Such blasphemous ideas naturally cause talk in a Baptist community,  but both of the infidels are unmolested. Rhea county, in fact, is proud  of its tolerance, and apparently with good reason. The Klan has never  got a foothold here, though it rages everywhere else in Tennessee. When  the first kleagles came in they got the cold shoulder, and pretty soon  they gave up the county as hopeless. It is run today not by anonymous  daredevils in white nightshirts, but by well-heeled Free-masons in  decorous white aprons. In Dayton alone there are sixty  thirty-second-degree Masons – an immense quota for so small a town. They  believe in keeping the peace, and so even the stray Catholics of the  town are treated politely, though everyone naturally regrets they are  required to report to the Pope once a week.</p>
<p>It is probably this unusual tolerance, and not any extraordinary  passion for the integrity of Genesis, that has made Dayton the scene of a  celebrated case, and got its name upon the front pages, and caused its  forward-looking men to begin to wonder uneasily if all advertising is  really good advertising. The trial of Scopes is possible here simply  because it can be carried on here without heat – because no one will  lose any sleep even if the devil comes to the aid of Darrow and Malone,  and Bryan gets a mauling. The local intelligentsia venerate Bryan as a  Christian, but it was not as a Christian that they called him in, but as  one adept at attracting the newspaper boys – in brief, as a showman. As  I have said, they now begin to mistrust the show, but they still  believe that he will make a good one, win or lose.</p>
<p>Elsewhere, North or South, the combat would become bitter. Here it  retains the lofty qualities of the <em>duello</em>. I gather the notion, indeed,  that the gentlemen who are most active in promoting it are precisely the  most lacking in hot conviction – that it is, in its local aspects,  rather a joust between neutrals than a battle between passionate  believers. Is it a mere coincidence that the town clergy have been very  carefully kept out of it? There are several Baptist brothers here of  such powerful gifts that when they begin belaboring sinners the very  rats of the alleys flee to the hills. They preach dreadfully. But they  are not heard from today. By some process to me unknown they have been  induced to shut up – a far harder business, I venture, than knocking out  a lion with a sandbag. But the sixty thirty-second degree Masons of  Dayton have somehow achieved it.</p>
<p>Thus the battle joins and the good red sun shines down. Dayton lies  in a fat and luxuriant valley. The bottoms are green with corn, pumpkins  and young orchards and the hills are full of reliable moonshiners, all  save one of them Christian men. We are not in the South here, but  hanging on to the North. Very little cotton is grown in the valley. The  people in politics are Republicans and put Coolidge next to Lincoln and  John Wesley. The fences are in good repair. The roads are smooth and  hard. The scene is set for a high-toned and even somewhat swagger  combat. When it is over all the participants save Bryan will shake  hands.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>To be continued</em></p>
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		<title>Homo Neanderthalensis</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A Report on the Scopes Trial by H.L. Mencken (pictured) (The Baltimore Evening Sun, June 29, 1925) I SUCH OBSCENITIES as the forthcoming trial of the Tennessee evolutionist, if they serve no other purpose, at least call attention dramatically to the fact that enlightenment, among mankind, is very narrowly dispersed. It is common to assume that human progress affects everyone <a class="more-link" href="https://theamericanmercury.org/2010/07/homo-neanderthalensis/">Continue Reading &#8594;</a>]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Report on the Scopes Trial by H.L. Mencken (pictured)<br />
(The <em>Baltimore Evening Sun,</em> June 29, 1925)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I</strong></p>
<p>SUCH OBSCENITIES as the forthcoming trial of the Tennessee  evolutionist, if they serve no other purpose, at least call attention  dramatically to the fact that enlightenment, among mankind, is very  narrowly dispersed. It is common to assume that human progress affects  everyone – that even the dullest man, in these bright days, knows more  than any man of, say, the Eighteenth Century, and is far more civilized.  This assumption is quite erroneous. The men of the educated minority,  no doubt, know more than their predecessors, and of some of them,  perhaps, it may be said that they are more civilized – though I should  not like to be put to giving names – but the great masses of men, even  in this inspired republic, are precisely where the mob was at the dawn  of history. They are ignorant, they are dishonest, they are cowardly,  they are ignoble. They know little if anything that is worth knowing,  and there is not the slightest sign of a natural desire among them to  increase their knowledge.<span id="more-792"></span></p>
<p>Such immortal vermin, true enough, get their share of the fruits of  human progress, and so they may be said, in a way, to have their part in  it. The most ignorant man, when he is ill, may enjoy whatever boons and  usufructs modern medicine may offer – that is, provided he is too poor  to choose his own doctor. He is free, if he wants to, to take a bath.  The literature of the world is at his disposal in public libraries. He  may look at works of art. He may hear good music. He has at hand a  thousand devices for making life less wearisome and more tolerable: the  telephone, railroads, bichloride tablets, newspapers, sewers,  correspondence schools, delicatessen. But he had no more to do with  bringing these things into the world than the horned cattle in the  fields, and he does no more to increase them today than the birds of the  air.</p>
<p>On the contrary, he is generally against them, and sometimes with  immense violence. Every step in human progress, from the first feeble  stirrings in the abyss of time, has been opposed by the great majority  of men. Every valuable thing that has been added to the store of man&#8217;s  possessions has been derided by them when it was new, and destroyed by  them when they had the power. They have fought every new truth ever  heard of, and they have killed every truth-seeker who got into their  hands.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>II</strong></p>
<p>The so-called religious organizations which now lead the war against  the teaching of evolution are nothing more, at bottom, than conspiracies  of the inferior man against his betters. They mirror very accurately  his congenital hatred of knowledge, his bitter enmity to the man who  knows more than he does, and so gets more out of life. Certainly it  cannot have gone unnoticed that their membership is recruited, in the  overwhelming main, from the lower orders – that no man of any education  or other human dignity belongs to them. What they propose to do, at  bottom and in brief, is to make the superior man infamous – by mere  abuse if it is sufficient, and if it is not, then by law.</p>
<p>Such organizations, of course, must have leaders; there must be men  in them whose ignorance and imbecility are measurably less abject than  the ignorance and imbecility of the average. These super-Chandala often  attain to a considerable power, especially in democratic states. Their  followers trust them and look up to them; sometimes, when the pack is on  the loose, it is necessary to conciliate them. But their puissance  cannot conceal their incurable inferiority. They belong to the mob as  surely as their dupes, and the thing that animates them is precisely the  mob&#8217;s hatred of superiority. Whatever lies above the level of their  comprehension is of the devil. A glass of wine delights civilized men;  they themselves, drinking it, would get drunk. <em>Ergo,</em> wine must  be prohibited. The hypothesis of evolution is credited by all men of  education; they themselves can&#8217;t understand it. <em>Ergo,</em> its  teaching must be put down.</p>
<p>This simple fact explains such phenomena as the Tennessee buffoonery.  Nothing else can. We must think of human progress, not as of something  going on in the race in general, but as of something going on in a small  minority, perpetually beleaguered in a few walled towns. Now and then  the horde of barbarians outside breaks through, and we have an armed  effort to halt the process. That is, we have a Reformation, a French  Revolution, a war for democracy, a Great Awakening. The minority is  decimated and driven to cover. But a few survive – and a few are enough  to carry on.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>III</strong></p>
<p>The inferior man&#8217;s reasons for hating knowledge are not hard to  discern. He hates it because it is complex – because it puts an  unbearable burden upon his meager capacity for taking in ideas. Thus his  search is always for short cuts. All superstitions are such short cuts.  Their aim is to make the unintelligible simple, and even obvious. So on  what seem to be higher levels. No man who has not had a long and  arduous education can understand even the most elementary concepts of  modern pathology. But even a hind at the plow can grasp the theory of  chiropractic in two lessons. Hence the vast popularity of chiropractic  among the submerged – and of osteopathy, Christian Science and other  such quackeries with it. They are idiotic, but they are simple – and  every man prefers what he can understand to what puzzles and dismays  him.</p>
<p>The popularity of Fundamentalism among the inferior orders of men is  explicable in exactly the same way. The cosmogonies that educated men  toy with are all inordinately complex. To comprehend their veriest  outlines requires an immense stock of knowledge, and a habit of thought.  It would be as vain to try to teach to peasants or to the city  proletariat as it would be to try to teach them to streptococci. But the  cosmogony of Genesis is so simple that even a yokel can grasp it. It is  set forth in a few phrases. It offers, to an ignorant man, the  irresistible reasonableness of the nonsensical. So he accepts it with  loud hosannas, and has one more excuse for hating his betters.</p>
<p>Politics and the fine arts repeat the story. The issues that the  former throw up are often so complex that, in the present state of human  knowledge, they must remain impenetrable, even to the most enlightened  men. How much easier to follow a mountebank with a shibboleth – a  Coolidge, a Wilson or a Roosevelt! The arts, like the sciences, demand  special training, often very difficult. But in jazz there are simple  rhythms, comprehensible even to savages.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>IV</strong></p>
<p>What all this amounts to is that the human race is divided into two  sharply differentiated and mutually antagonistic classes, almost two  genera – a small minority that plays with ideas and is capable of taking  them in, and a vast majority that finds them painful, and is thus  arrayed against them, and against all who have traffic with them. The  intellectual heritage of the race belongs to the minority, and to the  minority only. The majority has no more to do with it than it has to do  with ecclesiastic politics on Mars. In so far as that heritage is  apprehended, it is viewed with enmity. But in the main it is not  apprehended at all.</p>
<p>That is why Beethoven survives. Of the 110,000,000 so-called human  beings who now live in the United States, flogged and crazed by  Coolidge, Rotary, the Ku Klux and the newspapers, it is probable that at  least 108,000,000 have never heard of him at all. To these immortals,  made in God&#8217;s image, one of the greatest artists the human race has ever  produced is not even a name. So far as they are concerned he might as  well have died at birth. The gorgeous and incomparable beauties that he  created are nothing to them. They get no value out of the fact that he  existed. They are completely unaware of what he did in the world, and  would not be interested if they were told.</p>
<p>The fact saves good Ludwig&#8217;s bacon. His music survives because it  lies outside the plane of the popular apprehension, like the colors  beyond violet or the concept of honor. If it could be brought within  range, it would at once arouse hostility. Its complexity would  challenge; its lace of moral purpose would affright. Soon there would be  a movement to put it down, and Baptist clergymen would range the land  denouncing it, and in the end some poor musician, taken in the  un-American act of playing it, would be put on trial before a jury of Ku  Kluxers, and railroaded to the calaboose.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>To be continued</em></p>
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